They're So Lovely: Marc Jacobs Patent Leather

They were on sale. It was an unbelieveable, unheard of sale. And the lovely man at Bloomingdales said, "They just look perfect on you!". Perfect! And surely this noble man from Bloomingdale's wouldn't lie to me. He also said I could wear them to the White House. ("That's how perfect they are.") I don't really understand this comment, but I care not.
I must admit, I did not walk into Bloomie's looking to buy a pair of 4" Marc Jacobs patent leather heels. But I supposse it was destiny. The only pair left. In my size. On sale. Marc Jacobs. So here they are, my lovely, meant-to-be shoes. I will be wearing them everyday for the next year in order to equalize the "cost-per-time worn" with all my other shoes. I am wearing them now. In my pajamas. And they are fabulous.